Holi Par Namkeen Naadaaniya – Episode 1

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Yeh kahaani hain ek housing society ki, aur khaas taur se 2 familes ki. Ek Gujrati family aur dusri Marathi jo kaafi saalo se yaha rah rahe the.

Society mein jaane se pehle dopahar ke waqt aapko ek park mein le chalte hain jo lover’s park bhi hain, jaha in dono parivaar ke ek ek jawaan bachche baithhe hain.

Nishant: “Tu mujhe chhune kyu nahi deti hain?”

Neha: “Haath pakad to rakha hain mera, aur kaha chhuna hain”

Nishant: “Teri chhaati ke in dono fule huye golo ko chhhu kar dabaane ke liye tadapata rahta hoon”

Neha: “Apne gole chhu le tu, tere bhi to hain neeche latke huye”

Nishant: “Mere gole tu dabaa le, magar tere gole main hi dabaaunga. Bol na kab dabaane degi?”

Neha: “Teri mummy to mere ghar aakar badi taarif karti hain teri ki tu bada bhola hain. Aur tu yaha mere mumme dabaane ki baat kar raha hain!”

Nishant: “Shuruaat to tuney ki thi na? Us din badi besharmi se kaise mujhe apna lund dikhaane ke liye bol diya tha!”

Neha: “Maine to aese hi bola tha, tu khud dikhaane ke liye kitna utavala huye ja raha tha”

Nishant: “Mujhe laga tu haath mein pakdegi to mujhe bhi maja aayega. Tuney to haath hi nahi lagaya, kitna bola tha maine!”

Neha: “Tera lund to waise hi kadak ho gaya tha, haath laga kar kya karti?”

Nishant: “Mera lund to tuney dekh liya, ab tu apne mumme aur chut kab dikha rahi hain?”

Neha: “Main kyu dikhaau? Main paagal thode hi hoon jo logo ko apna nanga badan dikhaati phiru!”

Nishant: “Mera lund dekhte time to bada bol rahi thi ki agar main dikhaungaa to tu bhi kapde khol kar dikhaayegi!”

Neha: “Maine aesa nahi kaha tha; maine yeh kaha tha ki sochungi dikhana hain ya nahi”

Nishant: “Aur kitna sochegi? 2 mahine ho gaye hain us baat ko!”

Neha: “Mera koi mood nahi hain”

Nishant: “Achchha kam se kam chhune to do”

Neha: “NO”

Nishant: “Holi aa rahi hain, dekhna rang lagaate huye main teri chunchiya bhi daba dunga”

Neha: “Main to compound mein hi sabke saath rahungi, tujh mein himmat hain to sabke saamne mere mumme daba kar dikhana”

Nishant: “Achchha, mujhe challenge kar rahi hain! Dekh sabke saamne daba dunga”

Neha: “Mere Ritesh bhaiyya ke muscles dekhe hain? Haddiya tod denge teri”

Nishant: “Main to apne bade bhai Saagar ke naam ki dhamki bhi nahi de sakta, itna kamjor hain wo”

Neha: “Teri mummy ne khoon chus liya hain tum dono bhaiyo ka”

Nishant: “Kal ko mujhse teri shaadi hogi to meri mummy teri saas hogi”

Neha: “Mujhe nahi chaahiye aesi saas. Teri bhabhi ko kaise control karke rakhti hain, thoda pallu bhi sarak jaaye to bolti hain pallu sambhaal Sweety. Bechari Sweety bhabhi!”

Nishant: “Teri mummy hoti to kya karti?”

Neha: “Meri mummy to sab tarah ke kapde pahanane deti. Teri mummy ki tarah bolti band nahi karti apni bahu ki”

Nishant: “Aesa kuchh nahi hain”

Neha: “Bolti se yaad aaya, yeh bata tere bhaiya bhabhi ki shaadi to 6 mahine pehle hi huyi hain. Unke bedroom se tujhe kuchh aawaje aati hain ki nahi sex karne ki?”

Nishant: “Tu bada ghus rahi hain dusro ke bedroom mein?”

Neha: “Bata naa saaley, sunta to hoga tu kaan laga kar maje lene ke liye!”

Nishant: “Aesi koi aawaj nahi aaati”

Neha: “Ya phir teri mummy ke darr se teri bhabhi maje lekar chilla bhi nahi paati?”

Nishant: “Kaun chilla kar chudwaata hain?”

Neha: “Main to chudwaate huye khub cikhkar maje lungi”

Nishant: “Bina aawaj kiye bhi chudai ke maje le sakte hain”

Neha: “Tera bhai Saagar to ekdum dheela lagta hain. Teri mummy ke dar se daba rahta hain. Wo teri bhabhi ke saath kuchh karta bhi hain yaa nahi? Sweety bhabhi hamesha darri si rahti hain”

Nishant: “Wo sab chhod. Tu holi par kya pahanane waali hain? White kurti pahanana, main geela kar tere mumme dekh lunga”

Neha: “Jis din main tujhe apni chut aur mumme dikhaaungi, us din tujhse chudwa bhi lungi. Bol hain himmat mujhe chodne ki?”

Nishant:”Sach mein chodne degi? Main to taiyaar hoon”

Neha: “Pehle shop se ek condom kharid kar to dikha, chal abhi mere saath”

Nishant aur Neha park se nikle aur chemist ki shop ke baahar the. Neha thodi dur khade dekh rahi thi aur Nishant ghabraate huye shop par gaya. Thodi hichkichahat ke saath wo condom shabd bol nahi pa raha tha.

Aesi hi hichkichahat Nishant ki bhabhi Sweety ko ho rahi thi jab usne marathi family ke flat ka darwaja khatkhataya aur darwaja Neha ke bhai Ritesh ne khola.

Sweety: “Www Wo … aunty !!!”

Ritesh: “Andar aa jao, kya kaam hain?”

Sweety: “Nahi, aunty se kaam hain”

Ritesh: “Mummy to ghar par nahi hain, mujhe batao kya kaam hain, main unhe bata dunga”

Sweety: “Main baad mein aa jaaungi”

Ritesh: “Tum mujhse itna darti kyu ho?”

Sweety ne dar ke saath ek najar Ritesh ki aankho mein dekha aur phir Ritesh ke biceps ko dekha.

Ritesh: “Yeh body maine daraane ke liye nahi banayi hain. Tumhe achchhi nahi lagti aesi body?”

Tabhi upar ke floor se Sweety ki saas ne aawaj di aur Sweety ne darr ke maare memne ki aawaj se jawaab diya ki “aayi” .

Ritesh: “Tum apni saas se itna darti kyu ho? Ab tum shahar mein ho, daro mat”

Sweety: “Main jaati hoon”

Ritesh: “Pehle yeh to batao ki meri body achchhi hain ya nahi”

Sweety apna pallu apne muh mein dabaaye turant seedhiya chadhkar apne flat ki taraf badh gayi aur Ritesh usko upar jaate muskuraate huye dekhta raha.

Usi waqt Neha ghar aa gayi aur apne bade bhai ko pados ki Sweety bhabhi ko dekhte huye dekha.

Neha: “Kyu pareshan kar rahe ho us bechari ko?”

Ritesh: “Uska darr bhagaa raha tha. Tu kaha thi is waqt? College ki to chhutti hain”

Dono bhai bahan ab flat ke andar the.

Neha: “Saheli ke saath thi, exam aane waley hain uski taiyaari mein”

Ritesh: “Kuchh bana de, mummy nahi hain aur bhookh lagi hain”

Neha: “Apna protein powder kyu nahi pee lete”

Ritesh ne peechhe se Neha ke dono kandhe pakad liye aur usko dhakelta hua kitchen ki taraf laane laga.

Ritesh: “Chal na yaar, ek sandwich hi bana le”

Neha: “Shaadi kyu nahi kar lete. Tumhaare liye Sweety bhabhi jaise ladki le aayenge”

Ritesh: “Aesi lipti huyi chhumui nahi chaahiye, ko modern tej ladki honi chaahiye”

Neha: “Tumhaari to waise bhi wo upar ke flooor waali chhipkali hain hi?”

Ritesh: “Wo Rinki? Wo sirf meri dost hain”

Neha: “Mujhe to lagta hain ki Sweety bhabhi ki bhi western kapde pahanane ki ichchha to hoti hogi magar apni saas ke darr se kuchh kar nahi paati hogi”

Ritesh: “Usko chhod, tu sandwich bana”

Thodi der baad Neha aur Ritesh ki mummy ghar aa gayi thi.

Mummy: “Neha, yeh saaman tu upar jaakar Nishant ki mummy ko de aa. Main thak gayi hoon”

Neha: “Main nahi jaati, wo aunty shuru ho jaayegi ki yeh kya pahna vagerah vagerah”

Ritesh: “Laao, main de aata hoon”

Ritesh ne wo saamaan le liya. Jaate huye uske kaano mein aakar bahan Neha ne ek baat kahi.

Neha: “Kya chakkar hain, baaki to koi kaam karte nahi?”

Neha ne muh banaaye huye shararati nigaaho se aankhein gol ghuma kar Ritesh ko dekha aur wo chala gaya.

Upar jaakar gujrati family ka darwaja khatkhataya to Sweety ne darwaja khola aur Ritesh ko dekh wo thoda ghabraayi. Usne wo saaman Sweety ko de diya.

Ritesh: “Tumney jawaab nahi diya, tumhe aesi body pasand hain ya nahi?”

Tabhi saamne ke flat se Ritesh ki friend Rinky baahar aa gayi thi aur Ritesh ko dekh kar paas mein aa gayi. Rinky ek college student thi.

Rinky: “Ritesh, is baar holi ka kya plan hain. Kya masti karni hain?”

Ritesh: “Sweety ki yaha pahli Holi hain. Is baar Sweety ko paani ke pool mein daalakr achchhe se rang dete hain”

Yeh sunkar Sweety ghabra uthhi aur teji se darwaja band kar andar chali gayi. Baahar khade Ritesh aur Rinky ek dusre se haath maar kar hasne lage.

Rinky: “Meri roommate abhi baahar shopping par gayi hain, andar aaja”

Rinky ne Ritesh ka hath pakda aur usko liye apne flat ke khule darwaaje tak le aayi. Ritesh ne usko darwaaje par hi rok liya.

Ritesh: “Abhi kya karna hain?”

Rinky: “Andar to chal”

Rinky ne Ritesh ka collar pakad kar apni taraf khincha aur dono ke honthh paas mein aa gaye.

Saamne ke flat mein darwaaje se peethh tikaaye andar Sweety khadi gahri saansein le rahi thi aur ab shant huyi. Usne door hole se baahar dekha aur saamne ke darwaje par Rinky aur Ritesh ke honthho ko itna paas dekh kar uske andar bhi ek hulchal si huyi.

Sweety dhyaan se dekhne lagi ki Ritesh ke honthh jaakar Rinky ke honthho se takraaye aur phir darwaja band kar wo dono flat ke andar chale gaye the.

Rinky ke flat mein sofe par aamne saamne karib baithhe Ritesh aur Rinky honthho par kiss ka maja le rahe the. Rinky ne Ritesh ka haath pakad kar apne ek mumme par rakh diya aur Ritesh wo mumma dabaane laga.

Rinky ne phir apna Tshirt nikaal diya aur bra se jhanakte mumme dikha diye. Ritesh ne phir apne honthh aadhe dikhte mummo par rakh chumnaa shuru kar diya.

Ritesh ki pant par haath rakh kar Rinky ne lund ragadana shuru kar diya to phir Ritesh ne bhi mumme chusna band kar diya.

Ritesh: “Abhi main jata hoon, sirf ek saamaan dene aaya tha. Ghar waley bolenge itni der kaha lagaayi”

Rinky: “Kal shaam ko hi meri roommate Holi ki chhuttiyo par apne ghar jaa rahi hain. Holi par rang mein bheege special chudai ka maja lena hain mujhe, pichhli baar nahi le paaye the”

Ritesh: “Pichhli Holi par to tere bheege Tshirt mein uchhalate huye mumme dekhkar chodne ki bahut ichcha ho rahi thi”

Rinky: “Is baar Holi par range huye chudai ka maja le lenge. Kal raat ko bhi aa jana, main akeli hoon”

Ritesh: “Thheek hain, abhi chalta hoon”

Ritesh flat se baahar aaya aur darwaaje khole Rinky usko bye bolne aayi. Tabhi Sweety ka husband Saagar lift se baahar nikla. Rinky ko dekhte hi smile dene laga.

Saagar: “Hello Rinky Ji”

Rinky: “Hi Saagar”

Ritesh: “Aur Saagar, Gym kyu nahi aate, kitni baaar kaha hain tumse, yeh kya kamjor sharir bana rakha hain”

Saagar ne dheli aawaj mein jawaab diya: “Dukaan se time nahi milta isliye”

Ritesh: “Ab to shadi ho gayi hain, jyada taakat ki jarurat hain. Lambi race ka ghoda nahi banna kya?”

Saagar thoda jhemp sa gaya. Rinky hasne lagi aur usko hasta dekh mota chashma chadhaaye Saagar ne daat dikhaate huye Rinky ko smile karte dekha aur apne flat mein chala gaya.

Rinky: “Yeh cartoon mujh par bada line maarta hain”

Ritesh: “Shaadi ho gayi, khubsurat biwi aa gayi phir bhi?”

Rinky: “Khaaskar main jab chhote kapde pahanati hoon to smile karta hua ghurta rahta hain yeh”

Ritesh: “Tera aashiq hain, kabhi isko bhi khush kar de”

Rinky: “Main bhi soch rahi hoon, aese log karte kya honge bistar mein!”

Ritesh phir apne flat par aa gaya tha.

Next episode mein padhiye Holi ko lekar society mein logo ke kya kya plan banenge.

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